Quest for the Pyramid Pioneers

The Quest for the Pyramid Pioneers was a task undertaken by 2Pyramidz to enhance his career in rap. He decided to gather a gang of the most sophisticated Pyramid engineers in the world, and order them to build him a giant Pyramid, the likes of which no-one had ever seen before. His Pyramid would have five sides, be made of solid marble, and have the immortal words 'I am beautiful' carved into the side.

2Pyramidz took to his legendary blimp, the 1Pyramid, and scoured the deserts of his homeland for the enginners he required. After searching for many weeks, he finally found the first of his legendary engineers - Doctor Fair Row, an esteemed architect and a pioneer in the field of Pyramid construction. After abducting Doctor Row from a conference in Cairo, 2Pyramidz explained the situation and insisted that the Doctor join him.

His next engineer, known as Commander M.Umi, was a military mastermind turned pioneering trap-designer, and it was his role to set about constructing the various Indy-style devices of death that would protect 2Pyramidz pictures of himself from any hostile bandits. After employing Commander M.Umi, 2Pyramidz continued on his quest.

The final member of the gang was notable full-time linguist and part-time marble carver Lord Phagos, first name Sarco. He was difficult to track down, as he lived on top of a mountain that was untraversable on foot, so the 1Pyramid had to be employed to drop off 2Pyramidz and his buddies on Phagos's doorstep. At last, the team was gathered. The building could begin.

To give the gang inspiration, 2Pyramidz decided to take them on a round trip of all the world's major Pyramids, starting with the Incan Pyramids and ending with the legendary Martian Pyramids, located on Mars. However, before that venture could begin, 2Pyramidz dropped his pals off near the Great Pyramid of Giza and attempted to land the 1Pyramid on top of the Pyramid for the ultimate selfie. However, the pointy tip of the Pyramid pierced the 1Pyramid's envelope, causing it to spin out of control and blasting 2Pyramidz off into the desert. Bemused, his companions abandoned him, choosing instead to built a Prism-based structure in their spare time.