2Pyramidz

2Pyramidz is an Egyptian rapper with a huge ego, who is known to repeat phrases like 'I am beautiful' in casual conversation. He is a member of The Clique, and has long since been a rival of Shirazzle Dazzle. He waits longingly for his girlfriend to appear at social events, but she never arrives, leading him to draw plans to blast the Pyramids up into space to get her attention.

He owns a farm of Egyptian Mangoes, but he never lets anyone else touch them. Other members of the Clique, like Mugglesey and Ann-dversus-Dazzle often attempt to relieve him of his Mangoes, (which are actually Melons), but his weaponised Scepture of the Nous and Flail of the Sous soon put an end to their nefarious scheming.