Sergeant Boring

Sergeant Boring was the permanently-bored aide of Maths Mafia ambassador Captain Scotland. He took part in the Duel of the Scots, only to be mortally wounded by the bagpipe-playing of Spein and The Scot. He was then brutally killed by his boss.

Sergeant Boring apparently used to work for SandyMan in the Purchasing Parlour, making cups of tea. However, he had no idea how computers worked and was fired.