George W. Bitch

George W. Bitch was once a happy man.

He spells his name with a Ge instead of a J.

For this reason, he is no longer a happy man.

He has now snapped.

This shows an example of the dangers of defying either REAAAACH!!!! or Jorgey himself. Before this incident, there were many who believed that they could escape the wrath of Reach if they ran fast enough, or hid quick enough, or fought hard enough.

But no more.

Order has once again been restored thanks to the... sacrifice... that George W. Bitch made.

Nobody knows exactly what happened to poor old Georgey. All we know is...

He felt the PAIN.