Jorgey's Song

There once was a planet all shiny and new, they called it REAAAACH!!!! coz they wanted to then came the covvies who glassed it to dust so now im gonna go and bring the rain until they rust! we killed a load of covvies, don't think we let em win, just us, other humans and a ship made out of tin but, of course we couldn't beat 'em, we knew it from the start, otherwise old chieffo would never've found the ark there were many fellow spartans but now their all dead, i remember them all by pins in ma ted there was a guy called carter and a gal called kat, she died coz she wouldn't put on her fancy hat carter himself met his end in a ship, he crashed into a scarab on the crafts last trip jun ran away with a doctor who was mean, we dont know where he is coz he hasn't been seen emile got stabbed by a zealot in the back, dont let him drive the mongoose coz he never keeps on track six was the wierdest, no one knew his name he meets a crazy death at the end of the game i often flew around in my old falcon, i'd drop down sayin 'need a lift, spartan' old Jorgey knew the pain, so it's my job to teach these damn covvies 'bout the PAIN O' REAAAACH!!!! i was first to go, they all thought i was gone, but really i escaped just like my buddy john we've both ended up on this godforsaken rock, im gonna make him feel the PAIN with ma forklift truck!