Complete Failure

This man, whatever his name is, was born on Skirrid and became a scribe for the League. He documented the Empire of the Wolfram, the Cult of the Wolfram and Doomed from the Start before fading into obscurity. Unfortunatly, his reports were so boring that only those whose souls were strong enough to resist decay, and only those who had such resistance that they could survive losing their minds can read them.

He wrote such boring books that the Yautja attacked in invaded Skirrid to get him to stop. This eventually culminated in the Yautja-Flood War. It is believed that he died in the Flood colonisation of the planet.