Queen Lear

Queen Lear is the long term companion (or mistress) of Spein. They met around the same time as Spein met Consolo Commando. Despite initial 'tensions' between the two, they eventually fostered a relationship. Their common goal is the pursuit of OCH, or Occasional Crazy Hollering, in which they both emit Scottish/Scouse drivel to each other, so no-one else can understand them.

Apparently Queen Lear has threatened Spein with death is he ever dare try to steal her bag, which she calls Bruno. Bruno later died after losing all his limbs.