Johnny

Johnny is the long-suffering hero of the Human-Covenant War, and he is seen as a bully by Jorgey, despite the fact that they were bestest friends. When Johnny crashes on Requiem, Jorge cannot resist the urge to torment him for no reason...

Origins of a Hero
Johnny, or Master Chief Petty Officer John-117, was abducted by Halsey under orders from ONI at a very young age like all his fellow SPARTANS to be given mechanical enhancements to improve his reflexes, physical strength, senses and speed. Unlike most of the SPARTAN candidates, John survived this process and was a successful SPARTAN cyborg by the age of fourteen.

He went on to pass many tests and helped to defend the UNSC against Human Insurrctionists that formed part of SUCAS. Because the Human government didn't want Johnny becoming too good, they reassigned him to Reach, where he took part in the battle to wrestle control of the planet from the Covenant. Despite the efforts of Johnny and the other SPARTANS, the Battle was lost.

The Battle of Installation 04
Johnny ventured to Installation 04 after fleeing the lost Battle of Reach. Johnny learned more and more about Forerunners and their technology and eventually found Halo's Control Center, and was made aware of the purpose of the Halo Array. Johnny and Cortana also found the Flood, and was forced to flee the Installation and kill an infected Captain Jacob Keyes. Johnny destroyed Installation 04, which angered the monitor of, Guilty Spark, and he fled the ring to and ran all the way to Installation 05, on which later Johnny befriended the disgraced Arbiter and formed a splinter faction of Covenant.

The Battle of Installation 05
Johnny met Miranda Keyes on Cairo Station and, despite the fact that he had brutally killed her father, they got on well. Johnny helped to defend Earth but was later drawn to Installation 05 by the Prophet of Regret's carrier, which accidently slipped onto Earth and then slipped out again, taking Johnny, Miranda, Sergeant Johnson and a whole bunch of Marines with it.

On Installation 05, Johnny fought and killed Regret before being captured by Gravemind. This was where he first met his future pal, Arby. They were given a mission by Gravemind to find the Index for Installation 05, and Johnny chased Truth and Mercy throughout High Charity to find it. After watching Mercy die at the hands of an Infection form, Johnny sped home to Earth in pursuit of Truth, which led him back to Earth.

Battle of the Ark
Johnny helped to defend Earth once again but than escaped to the Ark when they realised that was where Truth was heading. Johnny and Arby, along with the human forces and Covenant Seperatists, chased Truth and, after the death of Miranda Keyes at Truth's hand, eventually allowed Arby to kill him. Johnny then realised that there was another Halo being built at the heart of the Ark: Installation 04B.

They activated the ring despite Guilty Spark's protests, but Guilty turned against them and killed Johnson. Johnny killed Guilty in return, and Cortana fired the ring. During their escape, Arby piloted the frigate Forward Unto Dawn to help Johnny but the ship was torn in half: the front half, with the Arbiter inside, made it back to Earth, but the back half was stranded in space.

The war was ended by Johnny and Arby, and the threat of the Flood and the Covenant was vanquished. Johnny was lost in space with his computer girlfriend after this, and Arbiter crashed on Earth to impregnante all the bitches there.

However, this was not the end of Johnny.

Requiem
Johnny eventually landed on Requiem, and was unaware of the planet's other inhabitant, his fellow SPARTAN Jorge-052. Despite being utterly insane, Jorgey had forged himself an empire on Requiem. However, Johnny also had to fight the Covenant Remnant, and the Prometheans. He killed the Didact, the last Forerunner, after he threatened to destroy Earth, and was bullied by Jorgey like all the others who had landed on Requiem.

Well, at least he has one friend. Well, he has two. They're both computers.

Ones a bit Guilty Guilty of something....

And the other is Cleverbot mixed with some old lady, and she looks a bit like this...

Don't even know what this is: