Shitmaster

Shitmaster is the Commander of the Covenant Navy and the second in command of the Elites, after Arby. His real name is Rtas'Vaduum however he is known as The Shitmaster as he has a tendency to sit on his Custom-Made Toilet while commanding his ships.

He also uses the rather nefarious tactic of flying his ships inbetween the ships of the enemy in order to confuse them. This is a stupid and pointlessly risky tactic that shouldn't work against anyone, not even Grunts. But it worked against Truth's 'elite' Brutes and so it resulted in the victory of the Elite Fleet despite being outnumbered 3:1.

After the war ended, Rtas returned home to Sanghelios with his buddy Thel, where they peacefully lorded over the extermination of the Brutes. They then went on to play an important role in The Founding of The League years later, using their manly charms to secure a fair deal for Sanghelios.

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