Jonathon

''"Jonathon! Don't you DAAAARE!" ''- Agent Apocalypse

Jonathon is a crazy, hyped up weirdo from the land of Nowhere, who apparently commited some crime in his past that involves Baby Creepers. (but not this kind of Creeper).

He has a son, Jono Jr, and together they flee the never-ending onslaught of police units led by the twisted Agent Apocalypse. Jonathon has a habit of throwing himself off cliffs to escape the police, sometimes severly injuring himself in the process.