Shirazzle Dazzle

He's a monumental retard. In a jokey way, of course.

No-one knows why he's even in the The League of Utter Disaster, Chaos, and Insanity. He is fanatical about games, and he's obsessed with anything to do with games. But we all love him, simply because he's so awesome.

He is also Indian. And he's named after wine. He's friends with a guy called Mr. Rage. He also has some warrior friends called Shirazzle Dazzle's Bitches.

There is a book written on Shirazzles's antics, and there are extracts from it below

The Didle
One day, Shirazzle was born. "Rejoice!" they said, "as the saviour of idiocy is here". He went on to pass every single school exam, because he pretended to be clever. In his first school year, he declared that he was the eternal idiot. 'Nay!' the heretics said, as they disbelieved him. So he turned on them, and said: 'What can i do to prove my title?' they repiled: 'Only the largest of idiots can fall over nothing!'. Shirazzle was defeated. He could not fall over nothing, as they would think he had faked it. He turned away in shame, when, like a gift from the sky, he fell over nothing. 'Nay!' the none beleivers said. 'The saviour of idiocy IS real!'

So Shirazzle went about as a fool, and they laughed. 'Pray tell,' he declared, 'Why do you mock me so?' alas, they ignored him. Enraged, he unleashed his power, and accidently walked into Mr. Rage, the demon of all things annoying. 'How dare you challenge me!' he said, and swung Shirazzle in a most aggresive manner, and Shirazzle hit his nose on a locker, the contents of which were lost forever. 'Ak!' said Rage. 'My apologies, noble idiot! had i known it was you, i would have only broken your leg!' so Shirazzle, in his eternal idiocy, went off to play pat-a-cake with Rage, and to this day he has regretted it. Meanwhile, Shirazzle's worst enemy, Bolazafl, was leaping around the library in all his loserness, as he repeated the childish verse: 'Come and play Call of Duty with me! My kill-death ratio is lower than Yoda's belt!' and eventually, Shirazzle complied. Shirazzle utterly destroyed Bolazafl in a friendly competition 1-on-1 search and destroy, with Bolazafl doing the searching and Shirazzle doing the destroying. So Bolazafl retreated and wept, planning his revenge...

One day, Shirazzle saw a book-demon, with whom he fell in love, and fought the infamous virus for her. Whence he had smitten this thing, he said to her: 'On your knees, woman!' and since then, she has been no longer a book-demon but has been instead a minion of the Anti-Virus Gang.

One marvellous day, when the sun doth shine upon the land, Shirazzle hit himself in the face and screamed "Friendly Fire!" in a most humourous manner. Ha!