The Great Whinger

The Great Whinger is possibly the most famous Quarian in the whole Galaxy, because she would just whinge and whine and warble about EVERYTHING.

She took over leadership of the Quarians right after the Morning War, and she just whinged and whined at every League meeting. Everyone got so sick of her that she was almost expelled.

The Quarians decided to take action against the Great Whinger, because they feared she would ruin their already shaky reputation.

The Quarian Police Force supposedly murdered the Great Whinger in her sleep, but she allegedly escaped and whinged about that too. She went to work at a resteraunt critic association, and was assigned to review the Grunt Stop resteraunt. At this point, the Grunts had complained against the serving of Grunt meat, so Sood and Jorgey switched to Jackal, Brute and Skirmisher meat instead, and they expected this switch to be a big success. But when the Great Whinger came in and started whining, you can guess how angry they were.

Surprisingly, however, it was not Jorgey who dealt with this problem. Sood himself called over his aid, Punjeet, and asked to borrow his shotgun. As Punjeet was leaving, the Great Whinger threw her fork away in a strop, and its hit poor Punjeet in the back of the head, killing him. Outraged, Jorgey grabbed Punjeet's shotgun and threw it to Sood. Sood, to the relief of everyone in the room, then proceeded to blast the Great Whinger's head off with said shotgun, halfway through her whinging that the curtains weren't purple enough. (Note: The Grunt Stop's Curtains are green)

Jorgey then minced up her body and served it up to the Protheans in the stop, and put the head on a spike and presented it to the world. The Grunt Stop doubled its customers for the next month with the head displayed on the roof. Sood summed the whole situation up in one phrase: "I knew having her here would be daaaaangerous busineeeeeeeess.... "