Red Ed

Red Ed was the leader of Labour during the Battle of Parliament. After being given command of an entire regiment he attempted to take down the Quad, which had already been shattered by the CleggFrogg, which went insane and slaughtered many MPs.

When Red Ed's army pushed through the main gates of Parliament, they found the Battle in chaos. B.rwon told the army to flee but was killed, and Red Ed avoided Giddy G's sniper shots to engage King Wannabe I directly. However, he was no match for Wannabe and was soon decapitated.

Leadership of Labour then went to Ki-knocknock-nnock, who immediately postponed all elections to mourn the passing of Ed, who might have been a great leader. Or... or was that Red Dave?