Duncan-Smite

Duncan-Smite is a strange chap who thinks he can take on anyone. He also doesn't like immigrants, claiming to want to put them on an island far away. He has no idea which island he is talking about or how he would fund such a project, all he knows is the immigrants are going to go to this island and that will be that. Even the Quad couldn't tolerate this level of failure, so he had to join the Reject Rangers.

He also hoards pound coins, terrified that someone will try to take them away (no-one will, no-one cares). Smite came up with a slogan 'Keep the Pound!' which led to him being flung from the Millenium Bridge and breaking every bone in his body. Now he has to use a special mobility scooter to scoot around, but the Quad removed all the disabled ramps in Parliament so now he is trapped on the ninth floor, where nobody goes.