Prophet of NoRegrets

The Prophet of NoRegrets is a Prophet comedian who frequents High Charity. Overwhelmingly popular with Grunts and other lowly Covenant members, the Prophet of NoRegrets has his own suite in the Sanctum of the Hierarchs and often appears on CBC. However, no-one knows the Prophets true identity.

There are rumours that the Prophet of NoRegrets is in fact the alter-ego of the High Prophet of Regret himself, but this has often been disregarded as ridiculous rumour that has no basis and little evidence to back it up. The Prophet of Regret himself actually released a statement saying that he most definitely was not the Prophet of NoRegrets, whilst giggling to himself as he purchased a new vat of eyeliner and 15,000 fresh feather boas.

The debate continues.