General Longface

General Longface was a One-Star General for the League. His combat ability was crap. This is because he is a cow.

Longface was recruited into the army when he was just a little calf, and he quickly rose up the ranks as he survived all his conflicts. This is because no-one shoots a cow.

Longface betrayed the League following the League Civil War, on the grounds that he was being kept down by his superiors because he is a cow. This is because no-one trusts a cow.

Longface fled to the land of Nowhere and soon began to mutate to look like its inhabitants. He eventually became insane, driven mad by his failure and his inability to prevent his long-time partner from taking his place as General of the League. Longface eventually lost his mind completely, and ended up as stupid as all the other cows.

In the end, Longface was killed by a League Assassin who was paid to do so by a scheme devised by the League's more corrupted members to eradicate any 'weak links' in its armed or ex-armed forces, to prevent a loss of sensitive data.