Moderatefella

The Moderatefella was a ship used by the Goodfellas to get around the Galaxy. It was originally captained by The Triad, but he renounced ownership of the vessel to Shirazzle Dazzle during the War on the Maths Mafia. Together, the Goodfellas, Dazzle, Drez, Noiall, Spein, Dazzle's Bitches and Bolazafl travelled around in the ship and fought the Maths Mafia on every front.

The ship itself was a converted cargo vessel and it supported very few operational weapons systems. Because of this, the Goodfellas and their allies had to disembark from the ship relatively far away from a Battle and walk the rest of the way. This tactic was designed to keep the ship safe but meant that it often got lost.

It flew the heroes through the Portal to the Distortion World where they fought against the Mafia and saw it defeated at last. It also brought them and several League squads home after the severely depleted League fleet realised it could not transport all the survivors through the portal.

However, in the conclusion to the Second Battle of Minas Music the ship was destroyed by the insane Triad who easily deciphered its location and had it sabotaged. That way, the ship exploded upon takeoff and killed the poor League pilots who were sent to retrieve it after the Battle. It mattered little, however, since the War on the Maths Mafia was all but over after that.