Jorgey

[[File:Jorgey.jpg|thumb|Jorgey in all his glory

Rank: Lord Protector Of Life]] Jorgey-Porgey is a prominent hero of the League and the incumbent Lord Protector. He was elected to this position as recognition for his achievements regarding the Terraforming project he undertook. Jorgey saw it as his duty to return to life all of the planets glassed by the Coviees as a form of revenge for what they did to REAAAACH!!!!

Jorgey has a particular liking for the planet REAAAACH!!!! and he views it has his mother, god, overlord, etc.

Early Life

Jorgey, like all Spartans of his caliber, was kidnapped at a young age by the Spartan-II supersoldier project. He enjoyed his academy life, despite consistently being bullied for his large build and being insultingly named "Jorgey-Porgey-Puddin' 'n' Poy", a name he would later adopt and use as form of psychological punishment. Jorge saw it as his duty to protect and guide his class-mates, including his good friend Johnny, the famous Chiefo. He was a big guy, and so many people tended to steer clear of him, but Johnny didn't let this cloud his judgement of the gentle giant. After years of friendship between Jorgey, Johnny, and the rest of the gang, they eventually parted ways as they were deployed to different sectors of the galaxy.

REAAAACH!!!!

Jorge was a member of Team Noble, an elite spartan squad outfitted with the best equipment the UNSC could muster. His squad was stationed on the beloved REAAAACH!!!! when the Coviees finally discovered its location. First contact occurred in the farming valley, a location which Jorge would later come to despise. A few days into the war, the Coviee supercarrier Looong Night Of Solace made its appearance. Noble Team, believing it to be the real threat to REAAAACH!!!!, formulated a plan to deal with it. This plan invloved flying up to the supercarrier with a slipspace bomb and detonating it inside. Convieniently, the bomb malfunctioned and needed to be activated manually. In defense of the beloved REAAAACH!!!!, Jorgey agreed to detonate the bomb and save No-Bell 6, throwing him off the ship, through the atmosphere and crashing into the planet. Although somehow he wasn't hurt at all save for a scratch on his arm. Jorgey's last words were: "REAAAACH!!!! has been good to me, its time to return the favour". The bomb detonated, taking Jorgey and the supercarrier with it. His squad believed him to be dead, but that was not the last of Jorgey...