SuperNutty

SuperNutty is the name given to an individual who has been sighted at several concerts, gigs and 'dos' over the past few years. Intelligence agents report strange behaviour associated with this person, such as his indifference to giant pandas, clowns and strange men with musical instruments dancing around on stage.

His presence on Earth was brought to the public attention by a general health warning published by the Ministry of Failure disguised as a music video. However, customary with the Ministry of Failure, their plan failed miserably and everyone just assumed that it was another music video. Lesbitrix took part in this video as well, and it is her only recorded sighting.

SuperNutty's powers include the Stare of Rape and the Hair Flick of Death. He is also chairman of a blog designed to indoctrinate Humans into the realm of strange music. However, he has a long-standing indifference to Emewafwawa. In fact, he has an indifference to everything League-related...

He led his travelling companions on a long walk that seemed like it took forever, in the hunt of an ice-cream van. SuperNutty finally reached the ice cream van, only to realise that he had no money, and since all of his companions had gone, he went home. However, some time later, a strange Mystery came about that may or may not have changed SuperNutty forever...

He is, however, apparently an... associate... of Shirazzle Dazzle, and constantly teases Shirazzle about his generally retarded visage. To this day, Shirazzle has not been able to pinpoint which facet of his demeanour Nutty finds so offensive...