Degauss

Degauss is a religious force that binds the laws of physics together. It can be used in many different ways but the most prominent is to de-magnetise computer monitors and old TVs. It invloves the use of swirly colours and weird noises, kinda like drugs, except there are no nasty effects, only good ones.

Degauss can create and destroy energy, go against gravity and rip holes in universes. Not only that, but it makes a nice decoration too.