Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a kid who has Magic as a power. He spends his entire educational career trying to rid the universe of Lord Voldy-Mort. His parents were killed by Voldy when he was a baby, so Harry is always trying to kill Voldy. Voldy doesn't seem to be bothered about this, and instead he's given Harry some... unwanted attention. Nothing major, but something a social worker would have a word to say about. If they had social workers in magic-land. Which they might, who knows.

Anyway, Harry is rubbish with girls. He falls in love with a Chinese-Welsh Hybrid who is into someone called 'Twilight' instead, so Harry secretly allows Voldy to kill the Twilight guy in return for Voldy being allowed to touch Harry's forehead. Weird.

Harry killed Voldy during the Battle of Hogwarts by switching his 'anti-dandruff cream' with 'dandruff away tonic' meaning that he flaked away into cornflakes.

Eventually Harry gets with his best friends sister, which isn't weird at all. Harrry goes to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the headmaster of which is Dumbledore, Gandalf's long-lost brother.