SS Parliament

The SS Parliament was the Quad's flagship which served as the figurehead for their failure navy. Its appearance was identical to that of Westminister Tower, known more locally as Big Ben, and Giddy G organised a swap of the two structures in 2015 PLF. The Quad put a huge blanket over Big Ben and, after a careful construction project, severed the Bell Tower and put the SS Parliament in its place. The original Tower was thrown into the Thames to use as a flood barrier, preventing the House of Commons from falling into the River for a grand total of three weeks.

The SS Parliament was only called upon when the Quad were in sufficient danger, and it was never used lightly. The cost of rocket fuel needed to launch the SS Parliament was so high that Davie C had to make a deal with the Middle East to get some of their oil, which he could then pour over Nobby C in a stunt in the street to get money to pay for rocket fuel.

The ship itself has few weapons and often shies away from battle. Its pathetic laser cannons were no match for the Reapers during the Reaper War, and they simply knocked the top of the tower off. Several incursions by aliens could have been prevented by the SS Parliament but Giddy G didn't want to risk his precious flagship and so it was not launched. However, this ironically caused the ships destruction as it was bombed on its launchpad by Daleks in the Second Galactic War.