War of the Ring

The War of the Ring was the war waged by Sauron against the rest of Middle-Earth in order ot reclaim his bling. He fought the kingdoms of men and elves, but he could not find his ring. It turns out a skinny hobo had taken it, and when Sauron realised this he decided to kill everyone for not telling him.

The War lasted many years, and saw the rise and fall of many great cities, kings, and warriors. Aragorn rose to be the King of Gondor, Saruman fell to the dark side and was killed, and Gandalf levelled up and became Gandalf the White.

After much bitter warfare and death, the bling ring was finally destroyed. Sauron was so upset, he broke his LEGO tower and blew himself up in a tantrum.