King Kube

King KubeTM was a member of the British Royal FamilyTM in the year 2222. He was notorious for using stealthy, aggresive tactics to dispose of his enemies. In doing so, he made many enemies, and for his own safety he decided to transform into an eraser for safekeeping. He ended up in someone's desk drawer, abandoned and forgotten.

After fourteen years alone in a dark drawer, he was finally discovered by a robber who broke in and put Kube in his $wag BaggTM. After being taken to an eraser slaughterhouse, Kube was able to escape using his beaver-like teeth to knaw through the bag.

Kube then went on a pilgrimage, correcting all the spelling mistakes he had made on the many contracts he had written for would-be actors, singers and aspiring fools.