Starbug

Starbug is a ship contained inside Red Dwarf. It is used by the minimal and pathetic crew as a scouting vehicle, and a ship-to-surface vessel.

It has no weapons, there is a squeak on the pilot chair tilt controls, there are fluffy dice in the cockpit, and it has about nine thousand gears.

Not only that, its crashed more times than a buggy Windows 1998 model with only half a hard drive.