Viserys Targaryen

Viserys is a complete lunatic.

His daily routine involves running around his weird desert palace and trying to freak out his sister, Daenerys, by disguising himself as plants and bath plugs and even other people, and then running up to her when she least expects it and going 'I'm The DRAGON!' before running away again.

Whilst these antics originally scared Daenerys to no end, after 10 years of this routine shes got used to it, and just sort of sits there nowadays with a pained, pitiful expression on her face. This doesn't stop Viserys, however, who alters his tactics on occasion to catch her unawares, such as saying 'You Have A WOMAN'S BODY Now!' and hiding in plant pots.

After selling Daenerys to a gang of shirtless horse wranglers for a gourd and two wrinkly melons (which he thought were dragon eggs) Viserys realised he'd got the crap end of the deal and stalked the leader of the horsemen (who had a long pony tail and huge eyebrows) in an attempt to get Daenerys back. However, his disguises are not of Trask level, so he is usually caught and thrown out of their camp.