Swords of the Soundboard

The Swords of the Soundboard where an organisation set up in the period following the War on the Maths Mafia. After the destruction of the Demon of the Abyss and the death of Emewafwawa, the doctrines of Music had to be preserved - and SuperNutty, chief editor-in-chief of the Soundboard blog website Empire, used his knowledge of music to systematically review all forms of music, judging their worth appropriately.

In do doing, SuperNutty formed the Swords of the Soundboard, an organisation dedicated to tracking down all forms of Music and collecting them on the Soundboard. Initally, the Swords numbered only two - SuperNutty, and his dedicated assisstant/slave Lesbitrix. However, when Reverend Salazar Stythe awoke from his centuries of death, and waged his War against all of Music, SuperNutty expanded the ranks of the Swords of the Soundboard into a fully-fledged military force in order to defend the Music he loved.

History
Following its creation, the Swords of the Soundboard were immediately thrust into a war with the emerging Cult of Stythe and its leader, this despotic Reverend Salazar Stythe, in a bid to prevent him from destroying Music forever. SuperNutty recruited many former combatants of the War on the Maths Mafia into the Swords of the Soundboard, including Lesbitrix and Mugglesey, but he could not reach Shirazzle Dazzle, who had apparently disappeared. After battling with the forces of the Cult of Stythe during the Stythe Wars, the Swords of the Soundboard emerged victorious, but then they faced another enemy, a foe that spawned from within - the Bound Swords, a splinter faction of the Swords of the Soundboard apparently led by Hickory Dickory Dock, (but later revealed to be controlled by a sinister unseen force) that opposed SuperNutty's regime of strict musical interpretation and instead advocated a more free and open criticism of musical talent and taste - but their main aim was finding out the name of the song that goes Watch me Whip, Watch me Neigh-Neigh, in the hope that this would finally bring Shirazzle back.

Current Members

 * SuperNutty (leader)
 * Lesbitrix (second-in-command)
 * Strongarm II
 * Order of the Soundfellas

Former Members

 * Mugglesey (during the Stythe Wars)
 * Hickory Dickory Dock (during the Stythe Wars)
 * Shurachiken (during the Stythe Wars)
 * Samuramanda (during the Stythe Wars)
 * Magnum TA* (comic relief)

Associates
(Note - * indicates this member is now dead)
 * Princeps autem Consolus
 * Drez Bro Dude A
 * Noiall
 * Spein*