Sontaran-Shadow War

The Sontaran-Shadow War was a war that the Sontarans waged on their own shadows. Unsuprisingly, this conflict was a horrendous defeat for the Sontarans.

The war began when a Sontaran got scared of his shadow, as all Sontarans have a fear of being snuck up from behind by an assailant, since their obviously placed weak spot is on the back of their neck.

They commanded all their forces to attack their own shadows, however the fleets would always end up destroying themselves as the light from their comical laser blasts would make more shadows and make them have to fire in all possible directions.

The Sontarans would eventually drive themselves to near-extinction through this conflict, which would result in the deaths of billions of inhabitants of several Sontaran worlds, including Sontar.