English

English is the language spoken by alot of the Humans about many random subects like The Weather and somtimes needing to go to the Toilet.

Shakespeare created the Language so that people could tell each other when they smelled. Shakespeare was pretty cool, but he now looks on thw world with disdain, to see his language corrupted in such a cruel way.

But on the other hand, he is secretly pleased with how well everyone has taken his language and adapted it to keep it alive. How nice.