Mr Thimble

He's evil.

He's bad.

He's really, REALLY mad.

It's.... MR THIMBLE!!!

No, you didn't hear incorrectly. His name is Mr Thimble. Well, it was a better name to take than his Mother's maiden name "Fartswell." Who cares if he farts well? He might have gaseous issues!

Anyway, Mr Thimble is a bad guy. For some reason, he always high-jacks the clichéd "ominous black spinning chair" from some guy's boss, and when they walk in saying something he'll spin round and...

DUN DUN DUN!!!

..."MR THIMBLE!"

...You get the idea. But don't critisize him. When he was younger, he competed in the rather competitive "Olympic Wheelie Chair Races"(active from 1940-1944) and failed miserably. He only competed in one official race, and his front left wheel was loose so he ended up with a mouthful of dirt. Maybe somebody should wash his mouth out with soap. Or... something. No? Oh. Ok then.