Galactic Civil War

The Galactic Civil War was a war between the Galactic Empire, controlled by the Sith, and the Rebel Alliance, effectively controlled and influenced by the Jedi. The arguement started over a dispute between Yoda and The Emperor, when Yoda beat him at chess. Since then the squabble has escalated to engulf an entire Galaxy.

The War ended when the Empire's second giant metal meatball was destroyed, which was silly because they should have realised that giant metal meatballs don't work when the first one was destroyed. The destruction of the second one cost the lives of both Sith Leaders, Sidious, who fell down a manhole, and Darth Vader, who defected to the jedi because his son, Luke Skywalker, needed help fixing his bike.