Dazzling Duo

Shirazzle Dazzle's Bitches are two asian warriors from the land of... well... Asia.

They are master fighters, and are the only ones that can battle the Virus hosts. They are Shirazzle Dazzle's protectors and they are devoted to him, as he is to them.

They have fought many battles, including the battle of Minas Music. They are such awesome fighters that no-one in the League dare oppose them.

The Virus has been constantly defeated in battle because it's so pathetic. In fact, Shirazzle Dazzle's Bitches have asked for a raise from Shirazzle, and he had to accept because he'd be killed if he dare refused.

Well, maybe thats a bit harsh. Shirazzle Dazzle's Bitches are devoted to him. In fairness, they would rather die themselves than see him dead. How sweet.