R'tas Brand Heavily Armoured Mobile Toilets and Urinals

R'tas Brand Heavily Armoured Mobile Toilets and Urinals is a sub-brand of R'tas Brand Toilets and Urinals Inc.which specialises in providing vehicles for the Covenant. The brand was set up by Shitmaster because he realised the Covenant was crap. These are some of their products.

Super Anti Diaper Bog Maximus
This particular Covenant toilet, commonly referred to as the 'Wraith', is used by Brutes when they need to go. It utilizes an excretion condenser to condense the excrement into a ball of blue-hot plasma which is then hurled at enemies. People don't realise that the Wraith actually comes in two versions. One that can only hold one Brute at a time, and has a smaller plasma mortar. The other version can hold a Grunt and a Brute, and has a big turret at the top as well as a mortar. The turret shoots superheated Grunty Urine.

Really Fast Grunt Poo Machine
These things, also called 'Ghosts', are used by Grunts to store their poo. Initially, the poo is just kept in the hull of the vehicle. However, the brand eventually developed a way of transforming the poo into a method of boosting, to allow the Ghost to go faster.

Flying Poo Dispenser Deluxe
This thing allows the Covenant to deploy poo... and soldiers... all across the battlefield. It used to have three poo dispensers, but it later switched to just one poo dispenser.

Giant Diseased Poo launcher that sprays shit across the Battlefield
It looks like a big beetle of some kind, and you can destroy it by hitting its arse. For some reason, it sprays poo out of its mouth.