Johnny

Johnny is the long-suffering hero of the Halo franchise, and he is seen as a bully by Jorgey, despite the fact that they were bestest friends. When Johnny crashes on Requiem, Jorge cannot resist the urge to torment him for no reason...

Well, at least he has one friend. Well, he has two. They're both computers.

Ones a bit Guilty Guilty of something....

And the other is Cleverbot mixed with some old lady, and she looks a bit like this...

Don't even know what this is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJtOFPKTn4w