Dalek Teatime

Dalek Teatime was a Dalek who fell through Time during the Time War and landed in Second World War Britain. Realising there was no alternative, he got into the tea-making business and worked for Winston Churchill, apparently. He forgot his primary Dalek directive and made a living making tea for eveyone. He disappeared during a Nazi Air Raid, and rumour has it that he now travels the Galaxy making tea wherever he goes. How nice.

Winston Churchill showed his gratitude for the tea-making servies of Dalek Teatime by remembering his viligance and the fact that he would always find him making tea wherever he went. 'We would find him on the beaches, we would find him on the landing grounds, we would find him in the fields, and in the streets. Always making tea. Tea, anyone?' He later adapted this eulogy for use against the Nazis in one of his speeches.