Plight of the Witch King

The Plight of the Witch King was a name given to the Witch King's efforts to re-intergrate back into society after the War of the Ring. After visiting Darth Vader and having both his and Vader's swords stolen by Radagast, the Witch King decided that it was time to stop fighting and start acting like a normal person.

He started by going to Tesco, which didn't go so well as when he was looking for grilled leeks in the jewellrey section, one of the attendents stepped in from of him and asked him if he needed help looking for his grilled leeks. The Witch King turned and said 'Do not come between a Nazgul and its PREEEY!'

Will the Witch King ever intergrate into society? Who knows.