Lord Hood

He is Supreme Commander of the UNSC, but he doesn't actually do anything during the whole duration of the war.

He is an idiot, and he always runs away from important battles. He sits in Cairo Station all day, drinking wine.



One of his favourite brands of wine is the brand known as Shiraz .This particular brand is named before and after a certain Didle character.

One of Hoody's most distinctive features is his particularly large nose. The nose is so large, that the Prophet of Truth's floating head was attracted to it as a source of food and bit it off. Hood eventually got it back after years of torment, but it is an event that has scarred him for life.