Eggman

Eggman. Egg. Man. His name is stupid. HE is stupid. Although, he has an excellent moustache. His sense of style is hideous. He looks like and egg. His "other name" is Doctor Robotnik, and he has a hatred for speedy hedgehogs and other small animals. Despite this, he is The League's best conservationist, probably because he is utterly insane and half the time he doesn't know what he's doing. He spent ten years of his life building an army of robots which over a small amount of time has been almost completely eradicated.

He has a creepy laugh, like Dalek Caan. Also, he is so fat, do you not have a sudden urge to roll him across the floor? And no, he doesn't crack like an egg, sadly. On another note, he may or may not be in league with Clyde, and he is the arch nemesis of Sonic the Hedgehog.