Agent Locke

Agent Locke is a distant descendent of philsopher John Locke, and is therefore the cleverest person alive. He is clever enough to realise that the Elites are goodies not baddies, which puts him in a whole different league to Idiot Failure, Stupid Fool and the Gang of Paranoid Gimps from Mars.

Despite his massive intelligence, he still works for ONI like a pathetic drone. Hopefully this will change in the future, but that remains to be seen. In the meantime, however, he has been on some amazing missions - such as a quest to the ruins of Installation 04 to pick up a shipment of cocaine for the ONI officials, and a trip down to Arby's house to watch some home videos of Johnny throwing bombs into Covenant ships. After this experience, Locke and Arby became quite good pals, and so when ONI told Locke to actually hunt down Johnny, Locke went to Arby for help. Arby pledged to aid Locke in whatever ways he could, but only if Locke told ONI to stop killing Elites and focus on the main job of clearing up any Flood still left in the Galaxy. Being idiots, ONI refused, but Arby helped Locke anyway.

Locke has a troop of circus performers who travel round the Galaxy with him, but they haven't really said or done anything of note and so they are never remembered by anyone. All we know is that they all use Battle Rifles and they don't mind Elites either, so their IQ must number in the 200-region, otherwise they'd be in with the ONI idiots just like Failure Palmer.