Information Guy

In the whole world of Nowhere, Legends tell of a guy who know more then any other guy. He was told to be called Information Guy and he would be able to help both Nowhere Men and Humans. He could speak more then 50 languages including English, French and Sangheilian. Despite this, he only nods.

He exists in the land of Nowhere as an interpreter and aids any who approach him. However, he will not tolerate bad behaviour and will release the GOLLLEMMMS! on anyone whom he finds annoying. He is apparently an associate of the Five, but no-one is supposed to know that.

He will also lead people to their deaths against their will if they mention Herobrine. God, that gets annoying...