Jorgey

Jorgey-Porgey, God-Emperor of The Reachites, is a prominent hero of the League and the incumbent Lord Protector, as well as a member of High Command. He was elected to this position as recognition for his achievements regarding the Terraforming project he undertook. Jorgey saw it as his duty to make all planets habitable as a form of retribution for what happened to REAAAACH!!!!

Jorgey has a particular liking for the planet REAAAACH!!!! and he views it as his mother, god, overlord, etc.

Early Life
Jorgey, like all Spartans of his caliber, was kidnapped at a young age by the Spartan-II supersoldier project. He enjoyed his academy life, despite consistently being bullied for his large build and being insultingly named "Jorgey-Porgey-Puddin' 'n' Poy", a name he would later adopt and use as form of psychological punishment. Jorge saw it as his duty to protect and guide his class-mates, including his good friend Johnny, the famous Chiefo. He was a big guy, and so many people tended to steer clear of him, but Johnny didn't let this cloud his judgement of the gentle giant. After years of friendship between Jorgey, Johnny, and the rest of the gang, they eventually parted ways as they were deployed to different sectors of the galaxy.

REAAAACH!!!!
Jorge was a member of Team Noble, an elite spartan squad outfitted with the best equipment the UNSC could muster. His squad was stationed on the beloved REAAAACH!!!! when the Coviees finally discovered its location. First contact occurred in the farming valley, a location which Jorge would later come to despise. A few days into the war, the Coviee supercarrier Long Night of Solace made its appearance. Noble Team, believing it to be the real threat to REAAAACH!!!!, formulated a plan to deal with it. This plan invloved flying up to the supercarrier with a slipspace bomb and detonating it inside. Convieniently, the bomb malfunctioned and needed to be activated manually. In defense of the beloved REAAAACH!!!!, Jorgey agreed to detonate the bomb and save No-Bell 6, throwing him off the ship, through the atmosphere and crashing into the planet. Although somehow he wasn't hurt at all save for a scratch on his arm. Jorgey's last words were: "REAAAACH!!!! has been good to me, its time to return the favour". The bomb detonated, taking Jorgey and the supercarrier with it. His squad believed him to be dead, but that was not the last of Jorgey...

Life after REAAAACH!!!!
After being warped to an undiscovered sector of space, Jorgey was left drifiting. With only the classical music downloaded onto his helmet to keep him company, Jorgey slowly began to go insane. Years of drifting and listening to the same tune over and over again took its toll on Jorgey. After 3 years of drifitng Jorgey cracked, turning into the babbling mess we know now. it is thought that a song that he came up with drove him insane. But this insnaity was just the start...

THE REQUIEM YEARS
Jorgey eventually crashed on Requiem, a forerunner shield world that contained the Didact. Jorgey took shelter in a place that would eventually be known as the Temple of Requiem. He started out by hunting the Covenant forces that patrolled the surface of Requiem, to avenge REAAAACH!!!!. However, he eventually allied himself with the Covvies on Requiem to fight a bigger threat... the Prometheans.

The Great War
The Covvies and the Prometheans fought for some time before The Didact eventually showed his mutated face. Him and Jorgey called a ceasefire, in which Jorgey spent five days lecturing the Didact on REAAAACH!!!!. He bullied the Didact into relinquishing control of the Prometheans to Jorgey, and even letting him use the Composer, a device that can unleash unlimited power.

Jorgey's MASTER PLAN
Jorgey and his aid set to work using the combined forces of the Prometheans and the Covvies to build a new Reach, a massive structure made of wreckage and rocks collected by Requiem's portal. After several years, the huge structure was finally complete. In celebration, Jorgey released all of his Storm Covenant Slaves. As he was about to leave, Johnny crashed on Requiem...

The Confrontation
Jorgey set to work, he went back to the Temple of Requiem. He set up all of his crazed traps, such as a helmet that drops from the celing and a forklift truck. Johnny entered the building, only to be confronted by Jorgey, who was hanging from the roof. Screaming 'You'll feel the pain of REAAAACH!!!!' he dropped down from the roof and crushed Johnny, knocking him unconcious. Whilst the final preparations for Jorgey's departure were completed by what remained of his loyal Storm Covenant forces, Jorgey chased Johnny down a corridor using his forklift, which eventually collapsed the Temple.

The Final Victory
Jorgey and Johnny escaped, however, and when their seperate ways for the last time. Jorgey went to his flagship and fired the composer at the Junk REAAAACH!!!!, transforming it, to his delight, into a perfect replica of the planet REAAAACH!!!!. He sped off to REAAAACH!!!!, crashing his ship in the progress. He had a disco on the bridge before saying 'We've got some nasty businness in the canyon ahead...' his grunts scurried around trying to prevent the crash, but he sped ahead and the ship toppled into the canyon of REAAAACH!!!!, shattering into a thousand pieces.

The End?
But this was not the end of Jorgey, as he launched a pod from the ruined ship which crashed into Sword Base mountain and created a replica of the Temple of Requiem, now renamed the Temple of REAAAACH!!!!, and Jorge and his grunties lived on REAAAACH!!!!, and Jorgey created a new race of humans, called Reachites, from the composer, Promethean technology and his own DNA. He then gives them the Storm Covenant Fleet and sits back to live on New Reach for the rest of his days, only leaving to got to League meetings. In later life, Jorgey hired a massive metal bodyguard, opened a Stop with Sood, invested in a new form of Salad and Pie and killed an alternate version of himself. How nice.

And thus ends the tale of Jorgey Porgey Puddin and Pie.