R'tas Brand Toilets and Urinals Inc.

R'tas Brand Toilets and Urinals Inc. is a company set up by Shitmaster, aka R'tas Vadum, to sell quality toilets and urinals. His products come in many forms, for use in different ways.

Here are some examples:

R'tas Brand Basic Bog
This is just a basic toilet in purple colour. There is noting really special abouit this toilet, but it is still one of R'tas Brand Toilets and Urinals Inc's best selling products because of its popularity for the home. Being a man of charm and knowledge, Shitmaster knows the needs of the ordinary and he tunes down his toilets awesomeness to accomadate for this.

R'tas Brand Deluxe Dumper
This toilet isn't a floating version either, it is simply a toilet designed to incorporate the posteriors of rather large species like Hunters and Reapers. The Deluxe Dumper has a variety of sizes, ranging from giant to planet-sized, and is specially designed to be useful to all species with large rears.



R'tas Brand Toilet Uber-Deluxe
These toilets are a bit more complicated. Using advanced gravitational reversal technology, these toilets float and can be used as mobile transport. They are popular with Elites and Prophets, as well as R'tas himself, but the recoil from their weapons is extensive to the weak-bodied.

R'tas Brand Personal Luxary Dumpster
These toilets are similar to the R'tas Brand Deluxe Dumper except they have a bigger battery, a bigger storage tank and less recoil from the weapons. They can also fly independantly from the ground, making them a fully-fledged aerial transport vehicle. Some models can even come with extra defenders to defend you whilst you dump.

R'tas Brand Compact Living Device
These toilets are stil in the experimental phase and the only one in existance is currently owned by R'tas Vadum himself. They are mounted into starships and act as the command chair, and all the mess in the storage tank can be fired out of the front of the starship as a weapon.

R'tas Brand Grunty Urinal
This amazing device allows Grunts to go the loo in peace but it also has a compartment for Elites to fart into, and the Grunts can use the methane to breathe. When shot at, they explode due to the large amounts of methane and the gaseous after-effects are horrendous. Despite this, they are still ferried to the front lines regularly by the Covenant Empire.

R'tas Brand Heavily Armoured Mobile Toilets and Urinals
These are a group of R'tas Brand vehicles made for the Covenant. For full details, see here.