Johnny

Johnny is the long-suffering hero of the Halo franchise, and he is seen as a bully by Jorgey, despite the fact that they were bestest friends. When Johnny crashes on Requiem, Jorge cannot resist the urge to torment him for no reason...

Johnny ventured to Installation 04 after fleeing the lost Battle of Reach. Johnny learned more and more about Forerunners and their technology and eventually destroyed Installation 04. This angered the monitor of Installation 04, Guilty Spark, and he chased Johnny all the way to Installation 05, on which Johnny befriended the disgraced Arbiter and formed a splinter faction of Covenant.

The war was ended by Johnny and Arby, and the threat of the Flood and the Covenant was vanquished. Johnny was lost in space with his computer girlfriend after this, and Arbiter crashed on Earth to impregnante all the bitches there.

Well, at least he has one friend. Well, he has two. They're both computers.

Ones a bit Guilty Guilty of something....

And the other is Cleverbot mixed with some old lady, and she looks a bit like this...

Don't even know what this is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJtOFPKTn4w