Duel on the Mystery

The Duel on the Mystery was a conflict that occured during the Stythe Wars. Following his disastrous defeat at the Battle of the Prancing Poundington, Poundington himself abandoned the Cult of Stythe and fled to the Mystery, rallying what was left of his forces there. Making his final stand on this field in the middle of nowhere, Poundington wielded the Staff of Salazar Stythe and built a small fort on the Mystery.

Princeps autem Consolus, aware of this fact, decided to finish what she had started outside the Prancing Poundington - she journeyed to the Mystery, alone, to desrtroy Poundington once and for all. After taking care of the last of the Cult of Stythe, Princeps engaged Poundington in combat once again.

Despite gaining the upper hand against Princeps during the Battle of the Prancing Poundington, the Spider lost his edge in combat as Princeps transformed into a dragon and sliced off two of his legs. Weakened, Poundington attempted to flee, but Princeps used the console to lift the makeshift fort high into the sky, and Poundington almost fell to his death. Poundington re-engaged Princeps, snarling and hissing, reverting to the feral state of Money Spiders from Economyington, but Princeps utilised a Pretzel King tactic and duplicated herself - Poundington lashed out at the nearest of the clones, and the resulting fight was a short one - defeated, Poundington fell to the bottom floor of the fort, dropping the Staff of Salazar Stythe.

Princeps reached down to pick up the Staff, and considered for a moment letting Poundington live. The Spider flailed around at the bottom of the fort, and for a moment, Princeps pitied the Poundington. But then she remembered, wait a second, I hate spiders. So Poundington died.

With the Staff in hand, Princeps stood atop the floating fortress. With the Staff of Salazar Stythe, she would be immortal, invincible. Meh, who cares. Using the blood of the Poundington, Princeps dissolved the handle of the staff, cleaving the relic in two, and destroying the last of the Corhruxes of Reverend Salazar Stythe.