Consolo Commando

Consolo Commando is a close friend and bodyguard of Spein. After Spein was elevated in the ranks of the League, Æthelhelm, the greatest Housecarl of the Papal State, now known as Consolo Commando, was assigned to protect him. Consolo Commando is afflicted with an addiction to 'The Console', a parasite that has started to affect his speech, decision making and martial prowess. Consolo Commando commands the console (or it commands him) in order to aid him in defeating enemies. For example, his personal favourite 'Cash Cash Cash' gives him lots of money with which he can hire merceneries to build a private army. He also uses the old 'Prestige' command to make people worship him. It really is quite effective.

It doesn't work on multiplayer though.

Consolo Commando aided Spein in many missions following the War on the Maths Mafia and also went solo on a few missions, teaming up with the likes of Noiall and Shirazzle Dazzle, such as on the Quest for the Ancient Ark. However, Consolo did once fight Spein in the Duel for the Red Belt. Consolo also worships Clement the Great, who was a massive inspiration for Consolo. Like most people, Consolo despises the Quad and all their antics, as he harbours a particular hatred for Queen Psychopath I.