Snax the Destroyer

Snax the Destroyer was a famous Sontaran who won the greatest victory for the Sontarans in the whole of their history.

He was involved in one of the many battles that the Sontarans waged, and he actually won a battle. Yeah, weird, isn't it?

"Well... to be honest, we're in shock ourselves. We only found out about it when we were told to write this article and when we got told about Snax's... achievement... we had to read the report again just to make sure we'd read it correctly"

-Ay Jay Pee Taylor, League Historian

Snax won this battle for only one reason - he was battling some Quarians. The Eleventh Sontaran Attack Squad ran into them on a desolate moon, and, as always, the Sontarans lined up and began shooting blindly at them.

Snax was shocked when he realised that, despite the fact that they were shooting back, more Quarians were dying than there were Sontarans dying. When all the Quarians were dead, Snax stood before his fellow Sontarans in wonder. They had won.

Encouraged by this victory, Snax and his surviving Sontarans then attempted to attack a troop of Elites on their way back from a scouting patrol, only to be utterly annihilated. The Zealot in charge of the Elites personally beheaded Snax, and he lost only three Elites in the whole battle. Snax's head was displayed on a spike on the moon, along with the corpses of his soldiers. But his victory was remembered always by later generations of Sontarans and Snax was seen as a hero.