Dalek $wag

Dalek $wag is the nickname given to an insane Dalek who became obsessed with his appearance. He was promoted to Supreme Dalek by Davros because Davros liked his bling.

He was the only Dalek other than Dalek Caan to recommend the usage of the Reality Bomb, which proves he's pretty stupid. Captain Jack Harkness once shot $wag with an ordinary gun and the bullet bounced off his casing and gave him concussion, since he hadn't raised his shields. Idiot. He didn't even get to kill Jack since he is immune to all forms of damage.

History
Dalek $wag was initially Supreme Dalek, being in control of the Dalek mothership and having pompous leadership over everyone. Then Dalek $wag noticed that the Doctor had come on board their flagship and he assumed that Davros had betrayed them. Eager to save his own neck, he decided to ignore Davros's apparent betrayal and flee.

He entered an elevator just as a stray missile from Earth hit the control room of the Dalek Mothership, killing all the Dalek Controllers. Breathing a sigh of relief, Dalek $wag then drifted into the war zone that was the Dalek Hangar. Humans had breached the ship and he was eager to escape. Despite taking a few pot-shots at passing humans, he didn't actually contribute in any way to the battle, since he missed each and evey shot. Without the leadership of the Supreme Dalek the Daleks were thrown into disarray, and many were destroyed. Dalek $wag couldn't care less either way, and he ran to the escape pods. However, at this point he realised that Dalek Caan had disabled them all. Knowing his only chance of survival was to confront Caan, he made his merry way to the elevator.

Death
He descended to the vault where Dalek Caan was kept. Little did he know that was where the Doctor's friend Captain Jack Harkness was loitering. The Dalek $wag only had a few seconds to express his surprise and alarm before the alert Captain raised his awesome destruction gun and blew his head off. This means the Dalek $wag did not live to see the failure of the Reality Bomb, Although this is probably for the best, since he loves himself and would hate to see anything he recommended fail.

Apparent Return


Despite clearly blowing up right before Captain Jack's eyes, when the Doctor would later visit Skaro thousands of years after this event, Dalek $wag was somehow still alive, now sporting a darker red colour scheme than before and apparently having gained slightly more respect for Davros, as he now keeps him in a grimy infirmary instead of a literal vault-prison. Despite Davros and Dalek $wag miraculously surviving the destruction of the Crucible, Dalek Caan has not been seen since so one has to assume that he died.

Nonetheless, Dalek $wag sat in a control room on Skaro whilst Davros chatted with the Doctor, and like the rest of the Daleks nearby he was later imbued with regeneration energy, which made him very happy as now he had the capability to miraculously survive any ridiculous situation - this was fortunate, as literally less than a minute later the control room was consumed by regenerated zombie-Daleks that had been rotting in the sewers but now wanted their old casings back.

Unfortunately, due to his love of bling, Dalek $wag had surrounded himself was old Daleks of various colours so the rotting geriatric Daleks in the sewers targeted his gang first. The Doctor ignored Dalek $wag's pleas for help and left in the TARDIS, and although we know Davros got out alive it is unknown if Dalek $wag survives.