Nobby C

Nobby C, short for Nobody Cares, is the fourth and least important member of the Quad, an organisation of failures designed to make people feel miserable. Nobby C's job is to follow Prince George the Failure around and carry his briefcase, and he only occasionally gets a word in during the Quad meetings. For most of them he has to turn his face inside-out or sew his mouth shut to prevent him from talking sense at the Quad meetings.

Talking sense is illegal at Quad meetings.