2Pyramidz

2Pyramidz is an Egyptian rapper with a huge ego, who is known to repeat phrases like 'I am beautiful' in casual conversation. He is a member of The Clique, and has long since been a rival of Shirazzle Dazzle. He waits longingly for his girlfriend to appear at social events, but she never arrives, leading him to draw plans to blast the Pyramids up into space to get her attention.

He owns a farm of Egyptian Mangoes, but he never lets anyone else touch them. Other members of the Clique, like Mugglesey and Ann-dversus-Dazzle often attempt to relieve him of his Mangoes, (which are actually Melons), but his weaponised Scepture of the Nous and Flail of the Sous soon put an end to their nefarious scheming.

He took part in the Clique Civil War, siding with the Reformists during the conflict, mainly because he secretly wanted to rule The Clique himself. Failing this, he embarked on a Quest to build the ultimate Pyramid, which ended badly for him, and he crashed his beloved blimp into the Great Pyramid of Giza. The blimp, named 1Pyramid, was later repaired but 2Pyramidz pride was forever damaged.