Goodfellas

Goodfellas
The Goodfellas are a group of mercenaries who are in a constant secret war with the Badfellas. Each one has their own special power, and each and every one meets a rather odd end.

The Triad

He is the leader of the Goodfellas, and is a knife specialist. He is very power-hungry and opted for a part-Cyberman conversion to make him more fearful. However, eventually the Cybermen took over his mind and he became a Cyber-Assassin.

The Scot

He followed in the footsteps of Spein and joined the Goodfellas to fight evil. He was responsible for the death of two badfellas, however, his face was hit by a reversal ray and his nose was turned upside down. He later droawned in a rainstorm.

The Strongarm

He's apparently the 'muscle' of the team but he really isn't. He was turned into a Borg Drone but later cured, however, he left the Goodfellas because he had actually become strong and so realised that they are all losers.

The Unknown

No-one knows what he looked like because he was decapitated in his first campaign against the badfellas.

Badfellas
The Badfellas are the Goodfellas worst enemy and they spend the majority of their time plotting the downfall of the Goodfellas. They come up with crazy plans that always fail, no matter what.

'Host' Chatee

He was apparently a victim of the Virus and was desperate to cure it. He was responsible for the death of the Unknown Goodfella. He joined the badfellas to find a cure for the Virus but was later turned into a scarecrow by the Scot.

Alien Thing

A Super-Smart alien from the planet Zog, he was killed when Strongarm cut his pony tail off. Turns out he was just as dumb as everyone else.

Prat

He was a normal guy until Crazi Stan accidently hit him with a crazy-ray-inator. This made him a psycotic lunatic, and his insanity soon led him to fall off a skyscraper. Hmm.

Three-Fingered Johnny

Apparently he's the leader, but he is by far the most insane. The Scot shot him through the head with a bow and arrow in a duel, but three-fingered Johnny also managed to shoot the Scot with a reversal ray.

(Note: all of the characters portrayed in this article are completely fictional and any relation to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and completely unintentional)