Oktar von Chair-ngau

Oktar von Chair-ngau was a freakfaced deviant who started life as an advisor to a European Kaiser. Oktar rose to the rank of spymaster and reported on the dealings of many rivals of his Kaiser, including a plot concocted by himself to kill himself, which was twarted by himself.

Because of this strange turn of events, Oktar was magically reincarnated as a chair, and lived for ten years in Mother Hubbard's cupboard being stepped on to reach those high-standing jars of nutmeg and mustard that lurk on the top shelf.

Discontent with this way of life, Oktar rebelled, breaking loose of his captor and fleeing the cottage forever, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. Changing his name to reflect his new nature, Oktar now roams the roads and routes of Scandinavia, asking directions of local traders to places he doesn't even want to go to.